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Balmain Python Vest

Balmain Python Vest

This vest conjures up vivid images of Jon Voight explaining that you cannot catch a snake without a monkey in Anaconda and is what I imagine everyone wears in Amazonian night clubs when P.Diddy pulls up in his canoe wearing one in albino colour.

This $10,000 python vest is exactly what got you status in the 80s, at the height of Cannon’s dominance in action b-movies, and commonly seen at Cinderella concerts with matching boots. Hater’s gonna hate so my hat off to you Balmain.

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